Damn, I guess it's time to renew my Jalopnik Gold™ subscription. 

"66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash" (66671) 02/02/2016 at 10:37 • Filed to: None

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TheHondaBro > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 10:49

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I can renew your subscription for you if you give me your information.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > TheHondaBro 02/02/2016 at 10:55

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Lies. Subscriptions for Jalopnik Gold™ must be handled directly through the Jalopnik mainframe.

A slushbox can be fun, too! > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 10:59

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How can I subscribe Bro? :)

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > A slushbox can be fun, too! 02/02/2016 at 11:01

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Sorry “Bro”. Get outta the gray then talk to me you pleb.

jklol

The Ghost of Oppo > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 11:02

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Please send $25 to the paypal account Jalop.nik@gmail.com

A slushbox can be fun, too! > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 11:03

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Thanks for ungreying me! Now, where can I swipe my card for the subscription?

lol

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > The Ghost of Oppo 02/02/2016 at 11:03

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Who the hell gives their child a first name like Jalop?

A slushbox can be fun, too! > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 11:05

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Someone who’s a member of the Cult of Cars

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > A slushbox can be fun, too! 02/02/2016 at 11:05

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See thehondabro’s reply, the Jalopnik Mainframe. I’ll give you a hint:

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Anyone asking for money is running a scam to get their own subscription. The underground Jalopnik scene is a dangerous place.

A slushbox can be fun, too! > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 11:06

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I thought you’ve ungreyed me, sorry.

I could pay my subscription in terms of interesting posts per week

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > A slushbox can be fun, too! 02/02/2016 at 11:06

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Cult of cars? Sounds completely moronic, who the hell wants any of that crap?

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > A slushbox can be fun, too! 02/02/2016 at 11:07

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Yeah, on a serious note, (although I’m not too sure) you might have to see the mods about that one, good luck lol.

A slushbox can be fun, too! > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 11:08

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I might get a hard time cos Imma big fan of slushboxes

/s

zeontestpilot > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 14:13

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I get the gold account for free, on account of me being so poor and pity.

zeontestpilot > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 14:14

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I get the gold account for free, on account of me being so poor and pity.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 02/02/2016 at 14:36

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You still have Gold? Pfft...try to get Platinum RS Black series, you get to design your own real sports car and race the GT3 version at Le Mans